Ngog for Keane? Yes, please...

Sure, we played like crap. Sure, we were off the pace. Sure, we don’t know where our next goal is coming from (or even if we’ll score any). Sure, the Hammers are shitty and we should of ran them off the pitch. But in all fairness, we’re top of the fuckin’ league! Liverpool dosen’t boo it’s own team. Through the wind and the rain? Not for those muppets. You sound like Chel$ki fans.

Things are going to be need to change. Even a blind Evertonian can see that. Robbie has to start scoring. He was completely anonymous today. Seriously, he might as well stayed home and watched the Rugby. Rafa pulling him off for the inexperienced Ngog should be a sign, boy. When people are talking about recalling the Ponytail from Germany, you know you have a problem. So what do we do? Robbie might be my scapegoat but I think back to last week and what might be a possible solution.

Babel wants to play as a striker and is gagging for time on the pitch. Last week I said he should be content with what time he’s getting, this week I’m doing my scummy politician impersonation and saying give the lad a chance. He can’t do any worse, can he? Glad to see Rafa ruled out a move for Owen. That’s one big weight (and wage bill) off our shoulders. Now all he has to do is distance himself from Heskey. We don’t need that boy either.

In other news, you might not care about Canadian politics but this is a bad idea. I’m no fan of Steven Harper (far from it) and his crooked band of right-wing Gestapo yes-men but this little gambit is going to fail like a Donald Trump marriage. We’re not even going to get a huge payout when this one goes south. There goes the New Year.

steven.